Dis-Standardized Testing

So I know we've all had to do those horrid standardised tests! So i've found some practice test booklets and I'm gonna make fun of questions from them. Take them if you wish and post your asnswers here if you want.


HBUCAP (Hedgeblog uncommon assesment program)
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If you are doing this test, and feel completely dumb by not being able to understand snything, then you fail HAAHAHAHAHA! Do worry if you dont understand something.


Draw a complete mona lisa exactly like the original in the box below using only a penut.
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1. Each boy and girl in the class voted on their favorite kind of music. Here are the results.
£= one boy
¢= one girl


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¢
£ £
£ ¢
¢ £ £
¢ £ £
¢ £ £
¢ £ £ £
Girly Emo Classical Hard Rock

Pertaining to that info, if 5 monkeys make a bushel, then how many oranges eat pie?
o 1
o potato
o hedgeyhog

Bob buys lunch at school. If he is able to ocnvince his mom to give him way to much money, and the lunch costs only $2.00, how much money willl he havve once hes thrown it alll away and robbed seven banks?
o $4556546456456346465465645656546353465356
o seven monkeys
o none. The transformers ate all the money
o FANTASTIC FOUR RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER COMES OUT THIS SUMMER!

If Pi is equal to 700, then hedgehog is equal to,
o potato
o tomato
o porkupine
0 doggy